HillGoose
Atlas Icon
Posts: 12,892
Political Matrix E: 1.74, S: -8.96
|
|
« on: June 07, 2020, 05:52:04 PM » |
|
|
« edited: June 07, 2020, 05:56:21 PM by Another One »
|
The Presidential candidates face off in a game of Edward 40 hands on election night and the winner gets to be President. It gets streamed live on the gram and on TV.
All drugs and guns and sh**t r legal. So is prostitution. The Dodd-Frank bill has been annihilated.
Private mercenary armies get contracted by the gov (whose only source of revenue now is taxes on legalized hard drugs) to liberate the rest of the world and make it like America.
The drinking age is permanently lowered to -37 in memory of the 4/20 oil price crash this year.
|