Didn't you know?
Independents are better voters. They're better because they're not partisan. Partisan voters can't hold opinions and stuff, and probably shouldn't vote. Independents are independent because they are angry. All independents are united under the same ideological banner, which is different than belonging to a party, because it says that they're independent in their name! Also, that banner has something to do with Mexicans.
Not something, everything. Independents are independent because the partisans are in the pockets of the parties, and the parties are in the pockets of the Mexicans. McCain supports Mexicans, Obama supports Mexicans, and every thinking man knows that Mexicans hate America. Why? Because they're not Americans. That's why every thinking person is an independent.
That, sir, is very middle-class of you.
I think we should read seven emails that agree with us now.
