Imagine the following scenario ...

[Tender Branson]

The following scenario:

Some kind of alien ship is landing next to you like in Star Trek 'First Contact' and the door opens.

A few of the aliens in the ship are now getting out and they look something like this:



or even like that:



or that:



And then they say: Show us something interesting ! (They of course provide the universal translator because they have the advanced technology to come and visit us with their ships).

And you take them to a bar and talk and talk and talk with them. During the conversation one of the aliens tells you that they also have female sexes and she wants to study the human sex. Would you do it ? Considering that you may end up like in "Species" ?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Eh, first one I can see. Not the others.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Definitely the first. Possibly the second.

HELL no on the third!

[Lief 🗽]

How do you know alien vaginas aren't some terrifying vagina dentata scenario?? Or that their saliva or other excretions aren't poisonous to humans? Or the chance of some horrible alien STD? Not worth the risk, IMO.

[dead0man]

I'd assume someone was pulling an elaborate prank (even more so if they were wearing a Star Trek uniform).  The odds of the first intelligent life we meet being bipedal humanoids is less likely than the contact itself (which is awful unlikely).