TRUMP

[President Johnson]

Hah.

Nominating Trump guarantees a Hillary win in the general. I don't expect the xenophobes and racists backing the man to get that, but it's true.

Well seeing as your other options also effectively guarantee a Hillary win:

- the emotionally stunted scion of a loathed CRIME FAMILY, using a presidential run to work ff a demented Oedipal complex
- a gay, corrupt Stepford candidate so thirsty he wouldn't be allowed to visit the Western states for fear of exacerbating the drought
- an illegal immigrant serial killer-looking creep
- a shriveled prune of a Lehman exec loathed by over 50% of the party's base

you might as well go for the entertaining race

CAN'T

STUMP STOP

THE

TRUMP

[President Johnson]

CANNOT STUMP THETRUMP