Republicans, who do you want to win the Democratic nomination?

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I used to want Sanders to win because I thought he'd be easy to beat (which I still do), but I think the consequences of moving socialism closer to the mainstream outweighs the benefit of an easy win.

So I want Clinton to win the nomination.

This, exactly. If Clinton wins, it'll just be another four years of Obama. If Sanders wins, we'll be starving in a gulag.

This is insulting to actual victims of the Soviet Union.

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I used to want Sanders to win because I thought he'd be easy to beat (which I still do), but I think the consequences of moving socialism closer to the mainstream outweighs the benefit of an easy win.

So I want Clinton to win the nomination.

This, exactly. If Clinton wins, it'll just be another four years of Obama. If Sanders wins, we'll be starving in a gulag.

Please tell me you're joking. It's the 2016 board, it's really hard to tell with you guys.

I don't think he's joking unfortunately. He's a nice guy but he has a really weird obsession with socialism and communism.