What would be your last meal?

[badgate]

I am also immortal.

[opebo]

Heroin or human flesh.

[Torie]

Heroin or human flesh.

I suspect those choices are not on the prison menu.

[memphis]

Heroin or human flesh.

I suspect those choices are not on the prison menu.

Not on the official menu, but it's likely they are both available nonetheless.

[Lief 🗽]

Heroin or human flesh.

I suspect those choices are not on the prison menu.

Give opebo morphine from the prison hospital (same thing basically), cut off his leg (he won't feel it), feed it to him. Problem solved.

[Foucaulf]

Ortolan, like a real champagne socialist.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I don't care. The Governor will grant me another stay.

[opebo]

Heroin or human flesh.

I suspect those choices are not on the prison menu.

Give opebo morphine from the prison hospital (same thing basically), cut off his leg (he won't feel it), feed it to him. Problem solved.

Oh you fellows meant in prison.  I was sort of imagining in normal life - I anticipate either dying in terrible mundane pain, or in an apocalyptic setting.

[Badger]

Kiera Knightley.

[Badger]

ALTERNATIVELY:
Assuming the sky's the limit bill-wise:

Sushi bonanza, including lots of Toro, Uni, and some Blowfish to try. Plus lobster and scallop dishes among many, many others.

Some really good Veal Vindaloo.

Creamed Spinich from Delmonico's Steakhouse.

Some BBQ and pizza to top off alnong with some White Castle Jalapeno cheesburgers.

Tiramisu and Cookie Dough Cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory for desert. 

[© tweed]

Ortolan, like a real champagne socialist.

yes, I actually would much like to try that.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

ALTERNATIVELY:
Assuming the sky's the limit bill-wise:

Sushi bonanza, including lots of Toro, Uni, and some Blowfish to try. Plus lobster and scallop dishes among many, many others.

Some really good Veal Vindaloo.

Creamed Spinich from Delmonico's Steakhouse.

Some BBQ and pizza to top off alnong with some White Castle Jalapeno cheesburgers.

Tiramisu and Cookie Dough Cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory for desert. 

You've spent wayyyyyyy too much time thinking of this.    I liked your first answer better, by the way. 

[Sopranos Republican]

Shrimp Scampi
Freshly baked Italian Bread and butter
Fettuccine Alfredo with Shrimp
Cheese filled Garlic Breadsticks
Lasagna with Ricotta, Meatballs, and Hot Italian Sausage topped with Marinara
N.Y. Sausage Pizza
Sicilian Meat Lovers Pizza
N.Y. Pepperoni Pizza
Lobstah drowned in butter
Steamers drowned in butter
Prime Rib
About 3 baked potatoes to go with the above 3 dishes (topped w/butter, sour cream, and bacon)
MASSIVE Bacon Cheeseburger (Any good American would on the way out)
Fries, to go with said MASSIVE burger
Waffles (Vermont Maple Syrup drenched over the top, of course)
A Big Crock of NEW ENGLAND (Very Important), Clam Chowdah
Mac & Cheese topped with shrimp
Garlic Bread

Washed down with Sam Adams, and Canada Dry

Desert:
Ben & Jerry's
Pumpkin Pie
Chocolate Cake
Cannolis

I then collapse onto the floor and die on my own terms, happy of course.

[patrick1]

Kiera Knightley.

Well this being your last meal I suppose you wouldnt have to worry about choking on bones.