20RP12/Windis -- Thank you for your support

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Then again, I am known to be able to compromise. For $50 million, you can have all the bad ideas you want.

That's not enough to fuel my cocaine coffee habit!

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SoIA 20RP12 is just moments away from speaking to roughly 1,800 supporters in Cleveland, OH.

A Special Message from Windis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gw-KlWqhRY

I won't be able to watch until I get home because Youtube is blocked at school

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Atlasian News Channel (ANC) Breaking News: Presidential Candidate 20RP12 Unveils Weapons Reduction Proposal In Cleveland, OH

20RP12's Nuclear And Non-Nuclear Warhead Reduction Proposal (NANNWRP)

As President, I shall sign and ratify the Arms Trade Treaty, the Comprehensive Convention on International Terrorism (with OIC wording), the Fissile Material Cut-Off Treaty, the Model Treaty/Plan of 1776, the Space Preservation Treaty, a new START III treaty, and do all I can to diplomatically persuade my fellow P5 members, India, Pakistan, and Israel to do the same for the ATT, the CCIT, the FMCT, and the SPT.

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A Special Message from Windis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gw-KlWqhRY

OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO CUTE

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I'll be making another video tonight, for the record.

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I had a heart attack when I saw the resignation post dear god but okay

WE GOT DIS.

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I had a heart attack when I saw the resignation post dear god but okay

WE GOT DIS.

You keeps the Dis, I will takes the Win.

Aww that was almost clever enough for me to actually believe you...

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20RP12 releases new item on the www.20rp12forpesident.com store:



Business cards! Cheers!

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Sh*t I forgot to make a video. Ah well. I'll make another by the end of the week.

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We'd just like to remind everyone that we're the only two candidates with a 100% anti-infant consumption record.

Yes, this.

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SoIA 20RP12 will speak to a crowd of about 3,800 supporters in Pittsburgh, PA at 9:30 AM eastern time.

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20RP12 will speak to a crowd of about 9,500 supporters in Philadelphia, PA at 8:00 eastern time.

In other news, the campaign can confirm that popular British band Muse will play a free concert tomorrow before 20RP12 takes the stage in New York City. He will speak at 1:30 pm eastern time, Muse will play from 11:30 am until 1 pm.

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And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

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And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

No I saved the videos that I'm gonna need when I develop early onset dementia. Old people gotta wank it too, ya know.

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And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

No I saved the videos that I'm gonna need when I develop early onset dementia. Old people gotta wank it too, ya know.

And you're resorting to me? What a sad future you predict for yrself

Not in my mind ^__^

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It doesn't even matter because I've got my own super blimp.

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It doesn't even matter because I've got my own super blimp.

That's going to be the line I use next time I feel myself losing an argument

"Your point is invalid. I have a super blimp."

Exactly.


I don't have the time to type long speeches anymore

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SoIA 20RP12 spoke to a crowd of about 14,800 supporters in New York City. Muse played a free show in support of 20RP12.

The former Governor and Senator is en route to Syracuse, NY to speak at 8 pm eastern time.

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New signs:

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FYI, the yellow is a little blinding.  I guess it makes a good attention getter, though.

^__^

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SoIA 20RP12 spoke to a crowd of about 9,400 supporters in Burlington, VT today.

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SoIA 20RP12 spoke to a crowd of roughly 15,600 supporters in Manchester, NH at 9 AM eastern time this morning. The following is a transcript of the event:

Good morning New Hampshire! Thank you all for waking up early to come listen to me ramble on about boring stuff. -chuckles- But on a serious note, we are starting a revolution here. We are gaining steam and actually have a shot at the Presidency. Our message is sounding loud and clear throughout every corner of every city in this great country. People are invigorated by the idea of liberty and freedom. They are invigorated by the idea of activity and leadership. They are invigorated by the thought of having a President who will whip Atlasia into shape and drastically reform our system. They know that I'm the only guy in this race to do it.

Now, I'd like to give Napoleon, Tweed, Clarence, Oakvale and now Snowstalker their credit. They all bring very interesting ideas and a wide variety of personalities to this race. Napoleon is a left-winger who garners bi-partisan support for being active and fulfilling his promises. Tweed is a revolutionary voice to this race. While polarizing, he stands his ground in the face of criticism. Clarence is an active Senator who cares much about this wonderful nation and would certainly make a fine President. Oakvale has been here for quite some time and seeks to be an independent voice in revamping our nation. Snowstalker is a fighter for the middle class and earns much respect for it.

But ladies and gentlemen, I am a fighter. For every Atlasia. I'm a fighter for the cause of freedom and I've always been an independent voice in this race. When I picked Winston Disraeli to be my VP, I picked him not only because he's a good friend, but because he loves this country as much as I do. Winston is an Atlasian giant, an icon if you will. He can unite the left and libertarians, and I can unite the right and libertarians. This, essentially, is the perfect ticket. We are economic opposites, he is a socialist and I am a capitalist. But we put those disagreements aside because we love this country. We care more about saving this country, for you -points into crowd and you -points into crowd- and every single person both present and not present here today. For future generations. For those who seek to aspire to something great, know that there will always be an opportunity to reach for the stars.

As cliche as it sounds, we are the underdog and we've got a long climb to the top. But I know our message will ultimately rise above the rest of the field and crown us victor. Winston and I have been travelling around this great nation for a short amount of time, but I can speak for both of us when I say that we have experienced some of the greatest moments of our lives and met some of the most wonderful people we will ever meet. Normal Atlasians. Like you all here. Those who struggle to make ends meet and those who can do it comfortably. We knew what we wanted when we entered this race. We wanted to reform. But we could never explain exactly why. Well now we can. For Mary Thomas, the 31 year old single mother of two young boys who lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, who needs to work two jobs, one in the morning and one at night, just to be able to feed her children. For Robert Halls, a 50 year old construction worker in Harvey, Illinois who cares for his mother who is dying of cancer every single day and works tirelessly to be able to afford the bare minimum of the medications she needs. For Christine Butler, a 45 year old woman in Green Bay, WI who gives 30% of her annual income, which exceeds $5 million dollars, to homeless shelters around the country. For these and many others, we want to reform Atlasia and make it a better place.

We want every Atlasian to prosper and live freely. Moreover, we want our legislators to actually legislate. Recently, my regional Senator was expelled for inactivity. It's a shame to see such a bright character lose his job because he wasn't active. Not only do we need an active President--which we do have one and I commend Polnut on the job he's done--but we need an active Senate and we need active Assemblies in the region. We need active Governors and cabinet members and everyone who works in the public sector. We NEED activity.

But most of all, we need activity from the Atlasian voters. You guys. We need you to stand up and voice your opinions. We need you to vote out the inactive leaders and vote in active ones. I can stand before you today and give my solemn vow that I will be an active leader. Every single job I've gotten into in my political career, I have been active. I've been enthusiastic. I've been overjoyed to serve this great nation in any way I could.

So now I want to be your President. I want to be your commander in chief. I want to stand up in front of the rest of the world and say 'we are Atlasia and we will NOT back down!' We will not succumb to pressure. We will not succumb to threats. This great nation deserves a President who will stand up in the face of every challenge and solve it with confidence and ease. We need a President who will unite the left and right and lead them into working together to solve our nation's problems. We need a President who will be active and bi-partisan. We need a President who will lead this country back to greatness. I am the only candidate in this race today who can and will do that. I humbly ask for your support today to help restore this great nation. I believe in Atlasia...do you? Thank you very much, New Hampshire!

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I can hardly read that.  Please make it pink on a yellow background.

Ha ha you're funny

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That was excellent.

The juices are flowing this Saturday morning

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I can hardly read that.  Please make it pink on a yellow background.

Ha ha you're funny

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