...And now Bushie comes out in favor of marriage equality

[Mr. Morden]

I'd highly recommend you not tell your parents or anyone from Church, or they may ship you off to Kenya now instead of having one of "them kind" around.  K? Thx.

"On this week's 'Update', Bushie comes out to his parents as a proponent of gay marriage.  Will Bushie and family continue to have a 'gay' time living under one roof, or is his 'marriage' to his parents' money headed for divorce?  Find out, this week, on 'Update'."

[Mr. Morden]

I'd highly recommend you not tell your parents or anyone from Church, or they may ship you off to Kenya now instead of having one of "them kind" around.  K? Thx.

"On this week's 'Update', Bushie comes out to his parents as a proponent of gay marriage.  Will Bushie and family continue to have a 'gay' time living under one roof, or is his 'marriage' to his parents' money headed for divorce?  Find out, this week, on 'Update'."

Inks will yell at you for prompting him into opening another update, MM.  Shame shame

I forgot to mention that the above promo narration should be read in the voice of the guy who used to narrate the trailers for Star Trek TNG.  You know, the guy who would say "Staaaaar Trek: The Next Generation":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8lj2r-b9sc

[Mr. Morden]

If I told my parents, I would probably be living in exile for a number of years...

Your parents condition their relationship with you on your opinion on a political issue?

[Mr. Morden]

Well, when season VI opens up, I hope you'll be ready to explain to me just how exactly you think you can call yourself the sole financial provider to the 2 kids in Kenya.  No... a week off from Update hasn't made me forget, and if you think that a week of closing the thread is going to get you off of yet another lie, you're sadly mistakened.

Inks returns to the show as Bushie's nemesis, the tenacious prosecuting attorney!