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Capitol! Capitol!

News of the row between Senator Kramer and Chief Justice KEmperor won't come as a suprise to visitors of the C.Crative Bon King hotel in Nyman D.C; the two were spotted holding hands by our correspondent while entering the hotel last Sunday. Kramer apparently registered as A.Hoy and KEmperor as S.Ailor.
Is the public spat merely an attempt to keep this under wraps? Only they, and our correspondent, know.

"Jimmy S"

13 men were seen entering the Gothick Hall of Evil Plotting in downtown Nyman last night. They wore black cowls and were chanting "FEC! FEC! FEC!" as they entered through it's sinister doorway.
Perhaps they're Father Ted fans? shome mistake surely? Ed

A.Mason

Secret minutes from the Forum Elitist Conspiracy have been leaked to the Eye; they were rowing over how to best destablise the careers of Harry and StatesRights, when a cup was full of sinister wine was spilled by Brother Lacon and all over Brother EKmperor who shouted something unprintable in a family publication like this and has told by Grand Master Epter that he had the freedom to argue with Brother Lacon but not to say that word that he did. Brother Tedwix called for quiet and announced that two large corporations will merge and unite the production of Evil Smells To Be Directed Southwards. All the Brothers agreed that this was indeed good news and on that note Grand Master Epter closed the meeting and told the assembled brethren that the next meeting will be in the Centre of Evil Plots in New York (formely AFDNC H.Q)

L.Eaker

Union News

The NUM's board elections have produced another landslide for the Militant Faction. The Really, Really Militant Faction came second and the Lets Co-operate with the Coal Owners and try to avoid strikes Faction won no seats

Blackleg, currently recovering in hospital after a fall down the side of two seperate skyscrapers

In Wall Street

The Planet Corportion now owns enough of Malcom Glazer to take him over, despite resistance from Shareholders Disunited who intend to boycott all things associated with The Planet Corporation and generally grumble about how stupid they were to let Malcom Glazer become a plc.

I.N. Sidertrader

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[ilikeverin]

Yay libel

[The Duke]

If I buy Malcolm Glazer, do I get the Tampa Bay Buccaneers too?

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they were rowing over how to best destablise the careers of Harry and StatesRights

I knew it...