Midwest Universal Alþing Proposal Introducing Thread

[Sewer]

Midwest Corn Syrup Act

1. A 50% tax will be levied on the production of high fructose corn syrup.


Bill Frist Act

1) All testing on non-human vertebrate animals is hereby banned in the Midwest Region.
2) Violation of this ban shall result in up to five years in prison and up to one million dollars in fines.

[Sewer]

Bill Frist Act

1) All testing on non-human vertebrate animals is hereby banned in the Northeast Region.
2) Violation of this ban shall result in up to five years in prison and up to one million dollars in fines.

Well that's interesting.

No it's uninteresting.

[Sewer]

Xahar Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

1. Xahar is hereby a Honorary Midwestern.
2. Honorary Midwestern citizens may debate, propose and vote in the Midwest Universal Alþing.

[Sewer]

Al Widdershins Honorary Midwestern citizenship Bill

Al Widdershins is hereby a Honorary Midwestern citizen.

ilikeverin

Sewer Socialist

[Sewer]

Enslave Canadians Proposition
All Canadians are hereby declared slaves of the Midwest government.
This bill shall have no practical effects.

X Sewer Socialist

[Sewer]

Mechaman Execution For Blasphemy Act

1. Mechaman shall be executed for a blasphemy
2. Manner and a place of his execution shall be choosen in a referendum
3. The reason is this outrageous thread insulting great *hughughug*
4. Anyone who's insulting *hughughug* shall suffer the same fate
5. Remember, *hughughug* now, *hughughug* tommorow and *hughughug* forever!

x Sewer Socialist

[Sewer]

Mechaman *hughughug*ging For Blasphemy Act

1. Mechaman shall be *hughughug*ged for blasphemy
2. By all Midwesterners in turn
4. Anyone who's insulting *hughughug* shall suffer the same fate
5. Remember, *hughughug* now, *hughughug* tommorow and *hughughug* forever!
6. This Act doesn't need a section three.

x Kalwejt

This is better than execution. So I withdraw mine act.

x Sewer Socialist

[Sewer]

The Midwest Governors Official Portrait Act

1) That all candidates for Midwest Governor, excluding those who have already held the office, must provide a portrait of themselves to be added to the Official gallery.
2) The Gallery mentioned above is to be maintained in this location: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=121479.0
3) That the third point in this act be self-referential.

X sewer

[Sewer]

Kalwejt's Birthday Act

1. Kalwejt was born on August 15
2. Hereby, each August 15 all Midwestern citiens are allowed to get drunk for free to celebrate this tragic date in our history

x sewer

[Sewer]

Sharron Angle Anti-coked-up monkey Act

No government money may be spent on giving cocaine to monkeys.

[Sewer]

SMASH FASCISM ACT

1. Deport all Southeasters.
2. Build a wall on the Midwest-Southeast border.
3.

[Sewer]

Abandon this path Fritz resolution

Fritz is hereby reprimanded for sitting with the enemies of our awesome gubernatorial title and his trurly ville support for destroying a core of our subculture.

X Sewer

[Sewer]

Ballot Accuracy Act

Names on ballots must be the most well known name.

[Sewer]

Act Providing for the Creation of Regional Parties

1. Citizens of the Midwest may register in regional parties in addition to federal parties.

2. On official ballots, all candidates shall be listed with their federal party first, followed by endorsements from any other federal parties, followed by the candidate's regional party, followed by endorsements from any other regional parties.

3. All official endorsements must be transmitted by a party official to the Governor prior to the opening of voting in order to be listed on the ballot.

[Sewer]

End of Columbus Day Act

1. Columbus Day, named after a genocidal bastard, is officially abolished in the Midwest Region.
2. The second Monday in October is now Second Monday in October Day.

[Sewer]

End of Columbus Day Act

Columbus Day is officially abolished in the Midwest Region.

Does this mean I wouldn't have got a 3-day weekend?

No, I fixed it so you do.

[Sewer]

End of Columbus Day Act

1. Columbus Day is officially abolished in the Midwest Region.
2. The second Monday in October is now Second Monday in October Day.

I offer an amendment to this awesome proposal:

1. Columbus Day, named after a genocidal bastard, is officially abolished in the Midwest Region.

Ok I fixed it.

[Sewer]

Recall Amendment

1. The Citizens of the Midwest Region may recall any regional official.

2. Any registered Midwest voter may open a recall petition on any regional official at any time.

3. If said petition shall receive the signatures of TBD registered Midwest voters, it shall be brought before the electorate in an immediate vote.

4. The vote shall remain open for three days.

5. If, in said vote, a simple majority are in favor of the recall of said regional official, that official shall be stripped of the position.

[Sewer]

Succession Emergency Act

1. In a case when the offices of ican'tunderstandwhyitwasformerlyknownasverinandwhatthehellisverin and ican'tbelieveitwasn'tformerlyknownasverin are vacant at the same time, the Althing Presiding Officer pro tempore shall succeed the office of ican'tunderstandwhyitwasformerlyknownasverinandwhatthehellisverin for an unexpired term.


Emergency situation.

x SEWER

[Sewer]

In light of this:

I just checked the Midwest Constitution to see what needs to be done...as it turns out, an election should have been held starting last Friday!!! 

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WE ALL FORGOT to have an election.  Sewer, can we get one started please? 

I propose that History do record that "Everyone in the Midwest was drunk for over a week, and neglected to either open the ballot booth, or, show up to vote, until a sober gentleman pointed this out two sundays following" and that this forever be immortalized in the wiki.

X Sewer