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defe07
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« on: November 24, 2007, 10:20:32 PM »


In the primaries and general election, who would each of the Simpsons characters vote for and why? Thanks!
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2007, 01:56:51 AM »

Well Lisa would vote for Obama or Edwards.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2007, 08:19:03 AM »

I don't know as well as Family Guy but I could provide some insight:

Homer - Giuliani
Marge - Hillary
Lisa - Hillary (strictly for the feminist aspect)
Bart - Ron Paul
Mr. Burns - John McCain
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2007, 09:18:58 AM »


I have a feeling Bart would write-in Mickey Mouse before voting for any actual candidate.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2007, 10:10:26 AM »

Homer-Edwards
Marge-Edwards
Bart-Write-In: Scratchy
Lisa-Kucinich
Mr. Burns-Ron Paul
Mayor Quimby-Obama
Sideshow Bob-Giuliani
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2007, 10:40:33 AM »

Request we merge these into a fictional characters thread.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2007, 11:25:02 AM »

Only Homer and Marge are old enough to vote. Homer doesn't bother because he thinks voting is for losers. Even Marge probably only votes in the general.
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2007, 02:43:07 PM »


In the primaries and general election, who would each of the Simpsons characters vote for and why? Thanks!

Homer: Wouldn't vote.
Marge: Would vote Democratic in the General (she was part of the Carter administration after all Wink); probably for Hillary in the Primary.
Lisa: Certainly a leftist (anti-war, pro-environment, etc.);  Democratic or Green in the General depending on circumstance; not sure about the Primary.
Bart: Wouldn't vote.
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2007, 03:21:00 PM »

Hell, I remember one episode where Homer said "America, take a look at your candidates!". That pic must be in any political junkie's collection of political cartoon material. And I remember when Perot punched his hat and ranted. The poor guy that said "well, I think I'm going to vote for a third party" and the 2 aliens say "go ahead, waste your vote. jajaja". Memories!
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2007, 04:32:03 PM »

Homer would vote for which candidate endorsed this platform:

"Old people don't need love and attention, they need to be isolated so that their nutrients can be put to our personal use"

So in other words, Ron Paul.
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2007, 12:56:09 AM »

Homer-Fred Thompson (both lazy)
Marge-Obama (has a heart and seems to mean well)
Grandpa Simpson-Hoover (Hoover wore an onion on his belt, one of the big yellow ones because they couldn't get the little white ones, BECAUSE OF THE WAR!)
Bart- Rudy (most likely to lead us to war)
Lisa-Nader (enviro-socialism)
Mona Simpson(Homer's Mom)-Nader (hippie)
Selma and Patty- Hillary (lesbians)
Flandereses(all)-Huckabee (fundies)
Milhouse-Nixon obviously
Apu-Paul (pure capitalist)
Chief Wiggum-Rudy
Dr Hibbert-Paul (doctors vote for doctors)
Nelson-Rudy (same reason as Bart)
Mr Burns-McCain (they went to High School together)
Mr Smithers-Hillary (wear the same pant suits)
Lenny and Carl-Obama
Frank Grimes-Kucinich (they are related on Grimey's mothers side)
Skinner-McCain (Vietnam together)
Supernintendo Chalmers-ruDY (said the same way he says "skinNER")
MsKrabappel-Hillary
Ms Hoover-Hillary (educaters union is strong for a reason)
Willie-Paul (he wants the govt out of his shack)
Otto-Paul (pro pot)
Mayor Quimby-Hillary (machine politician)
Hank Scorpio-Paul (obviously)
Sideshow Bob-Rudy (machine politician of the GOP flavor)
Comic Book Guy-Richardson (Bill is a closet Green Arrow fan)
Krusty-Obama
Kent Brockman- Rudy
Arnie Pie in the Sky-Ron Paul  is his uncle
Bumblebee Man-Richardson (they are related)
Moe-torn between Kucinich and Paul (he'll only vote for somebody as ugly as him)
Barney-Fred (Fred just looks like a drinker doesn't he?)
Dr Nick-can't vote, felon
Disco Stu-Jimmy Carter
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2007, 01:13:44 AM »

Homer-Fred Thompson (both lazy)
Marge-Obama (has a heart and seems to mean well)
Grandpa Simpson-Hoover (Hoover wore an onion on his belt, one of the big yellow ones because they couldn't get the little white ones, BECAUSE OF THE WAR!)
Bart- Rudy (most likely to lead us to war)
Lisa-Nader (enviro-socialism)
Mona Simpson(Homer's Mom)-Nader (hippie)
Selma and Patty- Hillary (lesbians)
Flandereses(all)-Huckabee (fundies)
Milhouse-Nixon obviously
Apu-Paul (pure capitalist)
Chief Wiggum-Rudy
Dr Hibbert-Paul (doctors vote for doctors)
Nelson-Rudy (same reason as Bart)
Mr Burns-McCain (they went to High School together)
Mr Smithers-Hillary (wear the same pant suits)
Lenny and Carl-Obama
Frank Grimes-Kucinich (they are related on Grimey's mothers side)
Skinner-McCain (Vietnam together)
Supernintendo Chalmers-ruDY (said the same way he says "skinNER")
MsKrabappel-Hillary
Ms Hoover-Hillary (educaters union is strong for a reason)
Willie-Paul (he wants the govt out of his shack)
Otto-Paul (pro pot)
Mayor Quimby-Hillary (machine politician)
Hank Scorpio-Paul (obviously)
Sideshow Bob-Rudy (machine politician of the GOP flavor)
Comic Book Guy-Richardson (Bill is a closet Green Arrow fan)
Krusty-Obama
Kent Brockman- Rudy
Arnie Pie in the Sky-Ron Paul  is his uncle
Bumblebee Man-Richardson (they are related)
Moe-torn between Kucinich and Paul (he'll only vote for somebody as ugly as him)
Barney-Fred (Fred just looks like a drinker doesn't he?)
Dr Nick-can't vote, felon
Disco Stu-Jimmy Carter

Bravo. One quick correction, shouldn't Krusty be voting for a Republican? He did run for Congress as a member of the GOP.
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2007, 01:38:48 AM »

Yes, you are correct.  I was thinking of his Jewishness and forgot he was a Republican.
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