Found this copypasta on the The Campaign Trail discord server

[Blow by blow, the passion dies]

Tucker Carlson was in the middle of his live show when he suddenly received a notification on his phone. It was a message from his bank, informing him that he had maxed out his credit card. He immediately checked his recent transactions and realized that he had spent all of his available credit on buying robux.

 At first, Tucker was confused. He had never heard of robux before and couldn't understand why he would spend so much money on something he had never even heard of. But as he dug deeper, he discovered that robux were a digital currency used in the popular online game Roblox.

 Tucker was furious. He had always prided himself on his financial responsibility, and now he had blown all his money on a silly online game. He called his bank to dispute the charges, but they informed him that the transactions were legitimate and could not be reversed.

 As the realization set in that he couldn't get any more robux without maxing out another credit card, Tucker's anger grew. He turned to his audience and began ranting about the injustice of it all. "This is what's wrong with our society," he declared. "People are wasting their hard-earned money on digital nonsense instead of investing in real assets like gold or property. It's a travesty!"

 The segment quickly devolved into a heated tirade, with Tucker shouting about the dangers of online gaming and the importance of fiscal responsibility. His producer eventually had to cut to commercial to calm him down.

 After the show, Tucker slumped in his chair, defeated. He couldn't believe he had let himself get so caught up in a silly game. But deep down, he knew he couldn't resist the lure of robux forever. Maybe he just needed to find a way to make more money so he could keep playing