Over Under on ODF's new job.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I don't think he can handle the physical requirements, along with the standard headache absences, he'll be kaput inside 2 months.

I'd hate to be pessimistic, but the tummyache/headache absences start every single time.  ODF needs to show he can work through it.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Bushie, literally just walking in place in your apartment and being up will actually help with this transition.  Now, I frankly find the American Boss Man's obsession with his servants standing all day to be utterly ridiculous, but it can't be helped and you will be subjected to this torture.  Get used to being on your feet.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Can we move this conversation to the Update, please?  I still am not a fan of multiple threads about me.

There was no way to poll this in the Update.

I just don't like two Updates.

Tough cookies, bub.  You created this monster.  This is like when Naso asked us to stop using his real name.  It's not gonna happen. 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

We should start getting some Vegas bookies into Update.  Betting on Update results could be the next big sensation.  For example:

1. Bushie's weight on a given day
2. Minutes walking in a given week
3. Days made it to work - Days taken off - Business days unemployed over a season record

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

We should start getting some Vegas bookies into Update.  Betting on Update results could be the next big sensation.  For example:

1. Bushie's weight on a given day
2. Minutes walking in a given week
3. Days made it to work - Days taken off - Business days unemployed over a season record

The potential for corruption is great, because our only source of information for all of these things is a rather unreliable, and corruptible, narrator.

I did say "Vegas bookies".  And there are ways to filter things a bit.  Bushie posts that reference God or Jesus getting highest truthfulness priority.  Second comes posts where HE'S DONE NOTHING WRONG.  Last are regular posts.  So if Bushie claims to be 290 one day and then five days later he has a God post where he says he was actually 293 then we know which one is official.  

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

This was a no brainer and no mystery.  Not one person on earth thought he could handle the physical challenges.........shoe inserts or not.

Ah yes, I forgot about the expensive standing gear.  Another waste! I doubt Bushie even made enough wages to break even Mama's bank account on that!

He should just slap her in the face next time to just get it over with.  Ma buys him $40 insoles and he just up and quits during Grand Opening week.  What nonsense.