Comedy Goldmine V: A Tribute to Delayed Sequels with Over-the-Hill Actors

[Keystone Phil]

Hilarious typo:

If Christ is a homosexual (I don't know if he is), then McCain would support him.

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Man's greatest invention, Al, man's greatest invention.  And they are absolutely necessary for life in the tropics and sub-tropics, which definitely includes about 90% of the US.

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Uh...did opebo call J.J. a "n?"

Why should they be displeased with McCain?  He is an extreme right winger.

As for what they are saying now, have been saying, and will be saying through to the election:  code words for 'there's a n****r in the woodpile!'.

No, "child in the woodpile."

No, n****r.  It works wonders electorally - you'll see.

Kind of offended yet still amused.

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This has become an incredibly unfunny disaster.

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Obama: 341EV : PV 52%
McCain: 197EV: PV 40%
Barr: 0EV: PV 6%
Other: 0EV: PV 2%

What's better? Obama winning North Dakota or Barr at 6%?

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ive noticed that my left armpit seems to sweat significantly more than my right one.

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Jamespol's reason for why Missouri was "stolen" from Hillary and Huckabee in the primary:

A friend of mine, a black person, bragged that he voted twice in two different spots, as did a McVain supporter that I know.

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They prefered doing drugs, taking up liberal causes, and trying to talk to our enemies.

You really help our cause, Mike.

I'm not gonna stand back and play the whole "let's be pc" game. I am allowed to speak my mind freely on the issues, and after his snide remark...I had to say something.

"Prefered doing drugs," Mike? Come on.

Of course anger may have intruded the keyboard, as well.

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I am indeed still a Republican, and I do believe R. Kelly isn't guilty.  It's not an act.

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I think I'm gonna watch a mob movie where people get shot and diegos go after hot dark haired broads.

Lol. Wow. Also it's spelled 'Dago' not 'Diego' hth,

I am a diego. Thus I can spell it whatever way I please.

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Piazza is married to a former Playboy Playmate and has a child.

Pretty transparent cover there.  But I think it's great that the Mets had a gay.  Every team needs to have a homosexual player so that kids can learn that,  despite what their bigoted parents may tell them, gays are regular Americans like you and me and productive, admirable members of society.  If only Piazza had the courage to come out, but I completely understand why he didn't.

Thanks for that, Harry.

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BRTD "facts"

Here's an obvious fact: If Obama were a Muslim he would not be the major party of any nominee for President. Nor would even be a major candidate, and would unlikely even be a US Senator. The simple fact that Obama is this close to being President alone is enough proof he is not a Muslim.

Two years ago, I'm sure BRTD would argue that a Muslim would never be elected to the U.S. House, too! Ironically, BRTD's Congressman is the only Muslim in the U.S. House.

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BRTD "facts"

Here's an obvious fact: If Obama were a Muslim he would not be the major party of any nominee for President. Nor would even be a major candidate, and would unlikely even be a US Senator. The simple fact that Obama is this close to being President alone is enough proof he is not a Muslim.

Two years ago, I'm sure BRTD would argue that a Muslim would never be elected to the U.S. House, too! Ironically, BRTD's Congressman is the only Muslim in the U.S. House.

Yes, and he got only 55% with a third party candidate getting almost 20% (the votes from people who would never vote for a Muslim or a Republican.) What does that tell you? If the rest of the US was like MN-05 (oh how wonderful would that be!) this example might be valid, but it's blatantly obvious no Muslim could be elected President today and if Obama was a Muslim he would have absolutely no chance whatsoever.

Uh...he's still an elected Muslim and it's still not a "fact" that a Muslim wouldn't be elected President.

Remember people that said a black man couldn't be elected?

BRTD "facts"

Here's an obvious fact: If Obama were a Muslim he would not be the major party of any nominee for President. Nor would even be a major candidate, and would unlikely even be a US Senator. The simple fact that Obama is this close to being President alone is enough proof he is not a Muslim.

Two years ago, I'm sure BRTD would argue that a Muslim would never be elected to the U.S. House, too! Ironically, BRTD's Congressman is the only Muslim in the U.S. House.

Wrong.

What's wrong about it? My commentary or BRTD's nonsense "facts?"

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OK, so if I got elected in MN-05 (which I could, I would beat any Republican here simply because I'd have "DFL" next to my name), that means I could be elected President?

Do you understand logic?

I said not long ago you would argue that a Muslim couldn't serve in both the House and the Senate. We have one in the House. What's stopping one from being elected to the Senate? To the Presidency? You really are an absolutely dumbass.

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Who are the other Muslim Congressmen?

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The fact that there is no state demographically similar to a district that has elected a Muslim.

And if we're going simply by demographics, a black man wouldn't be elected (assuming we're just going on race as you're just going on religion).

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Because it scares some people but scare tactics don't always work.

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And what does that mean? People change their minds. Remember when people weren't going to vote for Obama?

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Oh, good. I forgot that guy. So now we're on track to have more Muslims elected. Soon we'll have one in the Senate, further debunking your stupidity. Thanks for that bit of information.

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Yes, thats like saying I am Catholic because my last name is Welsh, and people in Welsh are most Catholic.

I always have a hard time understanding his posts

Well, the grammar is the least of the problems with that sentence.....seeing as how catholicism is far from the most common religion in Wales.

Yeah, I was just about to post that. Estimates show that about 3% of the Welsh are Roman Catholic.

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(btw, Josh's surname is Craddock, right [qm]. Craddock isn't a Welsh surname; it's Midlands)

Maybe one of Josh's ancestors went to a Welsh Catholic leadership conference?

Wow. That one gained a literal LOL from me.

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Jizz-Jab has a heavily pro-Republican bias.

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The Owning of an Idiot - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77881.0

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I apologize if this was already added...

I would never be embarrassed as an American to call John McCain my President. 

I would be beyond disgusted to think of that murderer and war criminal as our President. Just as bad as Bush is now.

That is un-called for! How dare you say that about someone who fought and almost gave his life for America. You sir are a sumg bag.

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The Owning of an Idiot - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77881.0

Owning of an idiot? YOu mean this:?

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=77715.msg1597869#msg1597869

No, I'm pretty sure I meant the thread that I posted. You got bitched up, son.