Christ. I don't know about BRTD, but I've never enjoyed playing real-life Frogger.
For what it's worth, the main drag of Conshy is significantly less forbidding when you're actually in town, rather than looking at it from across the Schuylkill, and through the riverfront towers that replaced industrial land. According to Street View they even have pedestrian bulb-outs at the corners.
By the standards of "suburbia", Conshohocken is indeed one of the good ones. Of course, it was a separate town before "suburbia" was a thing, which is usually the case with those "good ones".