Why are all "Christian movies" so clean and lame?

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Because most Christians are clean and lame.

If anything is problematic with the religion in America, it’s hypocrisy, not adherence.

That's actually a good point. Look at Rand-ites who claim to be Christians yet support gutting every form of government assistance for the poor.

You can’t be a Randist and a Christian. Those two things aren’t possible.

Thank you for coming to this realization.

Speaking of philosophies, I think that Christianity could probably be compatible with both virtue ethics and deontology, and honestly it might qualify as a mix of both depending on which book of the Bible you look at.

The real question is whether you can be a utilitarian thinker and a Christian!