Actual campaign e-mail from U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, D-Orlando

[Alcon]

Every once in a while there's a well-dressed drunk(?) guy at the sandwich shop I hang out at.  He invariably starts loudly engaging random people about politics.  His favorite topics are how Richard Nixon was a "pig-f**king sumbitch" for what he did to the Cambodians, and Sarah Palin.

I never realized it until tonight, but not only does the guy look almost exactly like Alan Grayson, he pretty much serves the same function in the sandwich shop as Grayson does in congress.  Which is alternatively inappropriate/amusing or just annoying.  In any case, Grayson probably holds his liquor better.  Unfortunately.