Have you ever

[Alexander Hamilton]

No. I take it three times an hour.

Really? I order the help to do them.

I do it to see if I am changing throughout the day. If I do change drastically, I stop everything I'm doing and lock myself in a room for an hour. Too much time on a college campus causes me to become too liberal. It wouldn't sit well with my family, you see.

The above post, along with R-NC, convinces me that Duke is really JC.