I'm currently sort of seeing an Indian girl.
Wow, I think that's the first time I've known a white guy who was 'seeing', even 'sort of', and Indian girl. Do her parents know? Or do you mean you just have a coffee with her between classes at the Starbucks? (though I would say that is already pretty shocking).
Don't mean to resurrect this corpse of a thread... but the Comedy Goldmine directed me here and the bolded bit amused me.
opebo, if you don't mind I'm going to start referring to Starbucks as "the Starbucks"
That is the correct form and practice, my dear protege, and soon all the kids will be doing it. I thank you for your adept attention.
I can be your protege? Oh, cool beans. Alright then, I'll spread your use of the English language (and credit you with it, of course) among the youths in the Bad Place if you agree to enshrine me as an adept prognosticator of presidential elections. Look at my sig and you'll see you've already done so, but I'm a bit of an egoist and I require praise.