Statement from the President on the August 2008 elections

[bgwah]

But, but, Friz was such a crime against humanity!

Are you telling me that Xahar-the-Reformer is really just an annoying hypocritical d-bag?! I'm shocked!

[bgwah]

But, but, Friz was such a crime against humanity!

As far as I'm aware, Milk & Cookies never held office. Let alone was reelected.

So what? He's run for office numerous times.

[bgwah]

Friz's opponent was Xahar. When he had a credible opponent he lost. 'Nuff said.

[bgwah]

Friz's opponent was Xahar. When he had a credible opponent he lost. 'Nuff said.

     Even with a credible opponent, he made it into a runoff. Without the party machine behind him, he would've lost 1-7, not tied 4-4 & lost 3-5 in a runoff. You should take credit for your own party's discipline.

Why does everyone forget that I got to a runoff, too?

Yes, you got to a run-off. And before it was over you revealed your true nature and lost in a landslide.

[bgwah]

Friz's opponent was Xahar. When he had a credible opponent he lost. 'Nuff said.

     Even with a credible opponent, he made it into a runoff. Without the party machine behind him, he would've lost 1-7, not tied 4-4 & lost 3-5 in a runoff. You should take credit for your own party's discipline.

Why does everyone forget that I got to a runoff, too?

Yes, you got to a run-off. And before it was over you revealed your true nature and lost in a landslide.

Look at the votes. How many of the Friz votes were due to anything I did?

A lot.