Have you ever had a Girlfriend before?

[dead0man]

I don't drink/party.  I'm pretty nerdy.  I have recently acknowledged the fact that I'm very similar to Steve Carrell's character in the 40-Year Old Virgin.

Finally, someone else.

I get to play Seth Rogan's character....in pretty much everything he's ever done.

"bag of sand?!"

[dead0man]

I shouldn't have a problem in the next few years given that I have a wider array of likeability. I'll date a 20 year old or a 27 year old...as long as I like them and they like me. Once I'm set in the Air Force down in the South (where people are nicer) then I should be up to my eyeballs in women. Trust me...it's gonna happen!

Southern women might be friendly, but a good majority of them are really socially conservative and/or they are religious freaks, or relgious freaks in the making.  Northern girls are more dateable/f**kable.

And since you're not even in the AF yet, how do you know you're going down South?   Europe is by far the best place to be if you're single.  I recommed Germany (where I served a tour) or England

Well, I intend on doing the meteorology job and with that as soon as you finish 6 weeks basic training in Texas, the technical school is 9 months in Biloxi, Mississippi. I'm gonna be soiling my royal oates with all those Mississippi gals within that time, I'm sure.

Sorry bro, but Keesler AFB is a sausage fest (at least it was in '95).  It's mostly computer dorks and not a lot of chicks are computer dorks.  The locals are constantly picked over by the tech school kids so the good ones are all gone with their new AF husbands.  I aint saying it wont happen, but don't expect it to. (especially if you don't look like Brad Pitt)

[dead0man]

Sorry bro, but Keesler AFB is a sausage fest (at least it was in '95).  It's mostly computer dorks and not a lot of chicks are computer dorks.  The locals are constantly picked over by the tech school kids so the good ones are all gone with their new AF husbands.  I aint saying it wont happen, but don't expect it to. (especially if you don't look like Brad Pitt)

thats a good thing for him...guys that are a bunch of computer dorks?  that means less competition from alpha-males.   

And anywhere you go stateside in the Air Force is a sausage-fest (with the exception of perhaps DC), because chances are you will be assigned to a military town, which is one more reason I recommend an overseas assignment

One of the  Tech schools in Texas is apperently full of women.  Maybe Goodfellow?