VOTE 4 R & OSR: Save Atlasia's soul with the FASH-MAN ticket

[Mr. Reactionary]

Everyone agrees the game of Atlasia is in crisis due to collapsing activity. The FASH-MAN alliance of myself and OSR aim to fix that problem.

If elected President, I hereby pledge to do the following:

   - Implement 100 Executive Orders in 100 Days. You want activity? These Orders should stimulate the game.

   - Introduce a robust legislative agenda of bills and constitutional amendments to further stimulate the game.

   - Smash the war profiteering deep state and cripple the permanent bureaucracy of swamp creatures with budget cuts, layoffs, forced relocation, and the firing of every single federal bureaucrat I am legally allowed to fire. This will drain the swamp for good.

   - Fire the Attorney General and all other executive officers, and replace them with competent and active replacements.

   - Directly administer the duties of any executive officer who fails to do his or her job so that the game does not stall.

   - Fill all of the vacancies on the Supreme Court with wise jurists.

   - Eliminate the backlog of Court cases clogging the court with a secret plan I have crafted.

   - Immediately suspend the Game Moderators from duty pending Senate review in accordance with the Game Moderation Reform Act of 2016.

   - Fight against atlasmod censorship of legislative debate using existing laws prohibiting social media censorship and pass a constitutional amendment banning atlasmods from voting in Atlasian elections. None of them ever vote for me anyway, so no big loss.

   - Prosecute Laki for something. I'm not sure for what yet, but I will find something. Chris Chan too.

   - Restore sanity and caution to our foreign policy, end the forever wars, and fight to ensure that the Atlantic Pope Tunnel never gets constructed.

   - Complete the military reduction plan that is more than a year overdue.

   - Withhold aid and assistance to any State, locality, or indian tribe that rebels against the government of its Region.

   - Repeal the Furry Loophole Joseph Cao implemented and crack down on degenerate pornography and bestiality devices.

   - Personally oversee the incineration of every Form 4473 in the possession of the federal government.

   - Refuse to accept any pay from taxpayers and any bribes from bureaucrats, lobbyists, money lenders, and wall street criminals.

   - Double the number of registered voters in Atlasia by the end of my first term.

   - Pray for the soul of every Atlasian each day of my Presidency.


If you care about declining activity in the game, vote for R and OSR. You may not like us, but you know we will accomplish what is pledged in our agenda. We will give the game a jumpstart.

- R